Side Of Lactose....
man standing in line at a check out counter of a grocery
store was very surprised when a very attractive woman behind
him said: "Hello!"
Her face was beaming. He gave her that "who are you look,"
and couldn't remember ever having seen her before. Then,
noticing his look, she figured she had made a mistake and
"Look," she said, "I'm really
sorry but when I first saw you, I thought you were the
father of one of my children," and walked out of the store.
The guy was dumbfounded and thought to himself: "What the
hell is the world coming to? Here is an attractive woman who
can't keep track of who fathers her children!"
Then he got a little panicky. "I
don't remember her," he thought, but MAYBE during one of the
wild parties he had been to when he was in college, perhaps
he DID father her child!
ran from the store and caught her in the parking lot and
asked: "Are you the girl I met at a party in college and
then we got really drunk and had wild sex on the pool table
in front of everyone?"
"No", she said with a horrified look on her face, "I'm your
son's school teacher!"
DO YOU THINK
THIS WAS SORE?
DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME!!
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